Hallowing CostumesOctober 26, 2017 | Leave a Comment
When it comes to Halloween costumes, be original and give it your all! Just make sure it doesn't look like you rummaged through your roommate's closet desperately trying to find something that'll work while your Uber is waiting outside. We devised a list of costumes you'll most likely run into while partying at The Wing this year. We won't be mad if we see a few of them, but if we see a whole party of the same five costumes, we'll know you must be an avid fan of The Sauce.
Expect to see a lot of Pickle Rick costumes on Halloween, especially after the huge backlash of the Great Szechuan Sauce Revolt of 2017. There are two types of Rick and Morty fans you'll probably run into: the die hards who will do anything to think they're a part of the show, or the average crowd who just enjoys the laughs. Either way, be on the lookout for giant pickles and random screams of "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" from hardcore fans in tribute to the (34th) greatest sauce out there.
The person you'll see wearing an avocado toast costume is the exact person you'd expect to see wearing an avocado toast costume. They're up to date with the latest food trends, and constantly posting pictures of their glamorous meals that they ordered when dining out with their parents. They spend too much money on avocado toast to make a down payment on a house, but hey, they've got a mean looking Instagram filled with trending fruits. These millennials avaca-don't give a guac.
People who decide to dress like IT this Halloween are a bunch of clowns... literally. They're those people you see who pretend to be lawn ornaments and scare trick-or-treating children at any chance they get. They get pleasure out the idea of scaring others, and this is the only weekend they get a pass to do so. If you see any "statues" of clowns at Hallowing, don't say we didn't warn you!
Game of Thrones
Be on the lookout for a giant army of the Unsullied or a few dragons flying around this year. We get it, you want to be Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. But remember, she's still never tested herself against Braveheart sauce...
You know how annoying it is when you keep getting text from someone and all they send is emojis? 😈 🍺 🎃 🎉 😎 👻 Imagine walking into a room full of them. Please don't wear this costume. 🙏 🙏
Tell us what you're going to be this year in the comments below!